A Connies' Guide

The new order of information technology has taken the human face away from everyday interactions. Rather than simply assimilate to this 'little brother', Melbourne's noble tram conductors provide a forum for sharing tips.

This section contains a guide to how to stay human. It includes sections on call waiting, ATM queues, telemarketing, begging, mobile phones and public transport.

As well as reading these, you can contribute your own strategies for maintaining face in a faceless world.