How to Use A Tram Conductor |
A refresher courseSome time this year, you will find individual men and women with green uniforms in trams. Do not be alarmed by their presencethey are there to help you. They are not there to fine you for not having the correct change. They are not there to embarrass you with bad jokes. They are there to perform the following functions: · Sell tickets · Assist entry and exit from trams · Provide directions · Be friendly These individuals are in fact tram conductors. There have been employed in trams previously before they were replaced by ticket machines. As machines could not completely replace humans, tram conductors have been called back to work. To assist in their return, passengers are required to revise the following procedures for buying tickets from tram conductors
In the first few encounters with tram conductors, passengers are likely to experience unusual warm feelings. This is a condition known as being human and has few adverse side effects. For further instructions about this condition, please read accompanying guide.
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